metalock

Those who lock themselves in their rooms all day as they blast metal music all day.

Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.

by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008

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Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

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Matalie

A wonderful, kind, person who loves to joke around and care for others. Athletic, funny, and brave.

That was so nice and generous; must be a Matalie.

by Titan111 June 28, 2015

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1) The act of being forcefully anally penetrated with a round stainless steel bar at least 1' in length and 2" in diameter. For safety reasons, the stainless steel bar should NOT exceed 2' in length and 4" in diameter. Metaloscopy is commonly used as a means of torture and pleasure within the BDSM community.

2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).

1) A local teen died yesterday as a result of excessive metaloscopy. The penetrator failed to adhere to the length and diameter limitations and successfully disemboweled the penetratee.

2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."

Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"

Doctor: "No."

by Etiainen February 18, 2010

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