massachusetts

An unreasonable cold place somewhere up the coast of New England, where people have weird Boston' accents, are obsessed with Baseball and send their children to expensive private schools with bad food.

I would rather move to Massachusetts than to ...

by Dora the Explrer December 11, 2015

massachusetts

No,everyone is not gay in the Commonwealth (those are mostly out-of-towners) and no we don't talk "funny" you do. Massachusetts DID NOT lose population in 2000 or 2005. It always gains population, mostly around Boston. It's very crowded. In fact all the people are kind of a pain in the ass. It in fact is one of the most densly populated states in the country. And New Hamster residents all work in Massachusetts and live close to it's border because there are NO JOBS in New Hamster. New Hamster can not provide enough gainful employment for it's own measly 1.4 million (Jesus after all these years of hearing how "everyone" is moving up there,that's it! 1.4 million!) population. Pathetic. And please stop sending your homeless and deinstitutionalized mental patients on buses down to Boston, the Commonwealth has enough of it's own thank you very much. And taxes are not high, 34 out of 50 states. And for a state of it's size and diversity with a huge urban area it's crime rate is low. And negro please, don't get me started on our wicked excellent Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins. And our award winning professional soccer franchise whose name escapes me at the moment but the whole world knows they're on point. Massachusetts is on point. Just travel up the road to New Hamster if you don't believe me.

Dude, I gotta drive to Massachusetts every day because there ain't no work in New Hamster.

by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2008

massachusetts

A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.

Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.

by oberstlieutnant August 20, 2005

massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

by bryan November 10, 2006

massachusetts

A state that is south of New Hampshire.

I'm from Massachusettes!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Massachusettes

1.a state
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent

masshole 1:I paaked the kaa in the yaad
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

massachusetts

The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

by supraturtle November 10, 2006