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marfanoid

If you are a marfanoid your name in probably like Jake or Jeff. Something that starts with a J. IF you ahev this it refers to the disease Marfan syndrome in which a person has very lanky joints and is usually very skinny. We use the word "marfanoid" to define this person ( thing). They are usually a super nerdy person who would probably choose FNF ( Friday night funkin) over BHM ( Black history month )
Your so skinny your such a "Marfanoid"
by HankyPanky_69 April 8, 2023
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Marfan

The pimpest fuckin' Nig, his cock is like elastic, never ending, and never stopping, shit yeah, anyone that you know who is in fact a "marfan," go down on your knees and give them a complimentary blow job.
"He was a mafan...so i sucked him...it just had to be done"
by bleeding gums merphy April 22, 2005
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Manufactured Crisis

There are a lot of "manufactured" phenomena that are disingenuous, shameful, and harmful to the evolution of the human species. Besides the all-to-common manufactured drama, there is the "manufactured crisis" that, in one common instance, upper management uses when they feel guilty for earning so much money for doing relatively nothing. They create a crisis to feel self-important and to re-assert their position in the pecking order of the organization.

Manufactured crisis can also involve skewing research and statistics, falsification of reports, outright lying, and the presentation of various unfounded data to to things like: sway public opinion, create drama in a small uneventful human lives, get a person stigmatized and/or fired from their job, acquire funding and administrative support for pet projects, and a affect a myriad of hypocritical and radically dishonest outcomes.

Being blissfully unaware, willfully obtuse, and ultimately subjugated by those employing this tactic is often embraced by those wanting to advance their own agenda and/or enforce their own preconceptions. This is a larger social phenomenon used to define (again) manufactured, superficial, and subjective dualities of "good and evil", "us and them", "right and wrong", et. al. It is common throughout the history of civilization and has been key to the human atrocities that stem from not only an innate human arrogance and elitism, but the coupling of (2) very disparate and volatile human elements: insecurity and competitive drive.

This phenomena's efficacy in "rallying troops" has helped it to become a common propaganda model used in right and left wing media, politics, and corporations which are often one-in-the-same in today's oligarchical society.
"Being a Good German", Salem Witchcraft Trials, The Crusades, Radical Islam, and definition #3 of the "Manufacturing Outrage" entry.

See also: Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent".

"My dickhead boss fired me after years of hyper-scrutiny and manufactured crisis because I was deemed a threat to the department's soul-less administrative way of life where all they wanted was to graze (like cows) their way to retirement".
by Gay Republican May 29, 2009
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Marudashi Omeko

The japanese slang for bare pussy.
Omeko is pussy and censored o-eko.
I would love to find Marudashi omeko
by SoHumHallelujah April 26, 2009
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manufactured hysteria

to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state
bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.
by dianesvoice March 5, 2011
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mareface

Someone at the office that you want to bitch-slap; someone that makes your work life hellish.
David is being a total mareface today!
by lemonlady9 June 21, 2013
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Manufactured Celebrity

A celebrity whose majority of his or her life got manufactured by gossip mags and film companies.
Rita Hayworth was the definitive 'Manufactured Celebrity ' of the 1940s. She had to undergo painful transformations that the film company liked.
by Snapper2001 May 17, 2018
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