When someone's other half is better than them.
Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
"Did your wife make you those sandwiches? They look amazing."
"I know! I married up."
OR
"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
"I know! I married up."
OR
"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
by 90bn October 26, 2009
divorced guy: my wife divorced me
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
by bbc lover69420 August 13, 2021
"I want to Gary Marry you!"
by The Great Tuber Head November 8, 2012
The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.
In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba April 25, 2007
by Ken Marsh October 22, 2005
A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.
Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.
This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist
# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.
Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.
This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist
# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.
"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"
by Theamazinggeek February 23, 2018