maridon'twanna

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

markdonalds

An old RuneScape slang that was used to offend the jagex mod “Mod Mark” because he was fat. For a while using the phrase “Markdonalds” led to a permanent mute.

Rs2 player in 2008: heh… markdonalds rolling out another shitty update…
in game chat you have been Muted for an indefinite amount of time. Play nice!

by Gingerbreadbedhead September 21, 2023

tate martinson

Sexiest dude in the world ; so fucking hot, biggest penis ever

Omg he looks like a tate martinson.

by c los salad bar October 10, 2017

Ryan mackinnon

the most wack socials teacher in the world

your so ryan mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

Mr.Mackinnon

wackest sosocials teacher there is in the wolrd he is wack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your so a Mr.Mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.

Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.

Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.

by King boogy December 12, 2023