Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.

That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?

by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010

marius

Marius:
A term used to describe a human who is sexually attracted to owls.

..Example..
Person 1: Is that guy humping that owl?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a marius.

by MadSkills April 5, 2007

marrkus

a retarded guy that loves mexicans, such as a morgan. but also loves to tool with others. supposedly. he also has many best friends.

marrkus fell in a hole

by asdfhklj;lkjwoierwrqrqrqrq March 15, 2009

Marius

A guy ho is fcking awesome, wears a fly jacket. looks like a million dollars. Drinks to much, lives in a nice House in
Mid town. funny,

Oh look at that man he is Marius AS fuck!

by Troels fra Vesterbro November 20, 2016

Marius

The most reliable type of friend who always tells you the truth. He will also never talk shit behind your back and to top it all of he's very loyal and good in relationships.

Thanks for always being there for me. You are a true Marius.

by Raider768 September 6, 2021

Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

j'marius

The type of nigga dats gone make you girl sweat l,ya man hate, nd got da best penis

Don't forget da smile

"Omg" its J'Marius

by Yoku sell March 15, 2017