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Manuel

Manuel is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Manuel had surprisingly really large penises, way above the average penis length and width. Also, the majority of people named Manuel seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.
Manuel has an extraordinarily large penis.
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Maneli

The sexiest, most fantastic and successful thing in the whole freaking world. A persian princess with humor and looks - can it get better?
If you succeed in getting a Maneli, you already reached the top.
by truthteller90 April 22, 2011
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The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.
"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"
by Jon Jonns July 31, 2017
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Manuela

One of the OG’s of the Brunches, a real latte macchiato. She can eat at all times and a shit ton, nevertheless, she still looks like a god damn goddess. She is hilarious and makes every room she is in brighter. She is cute, happy and optimistic and I think she cut her hair. She is a pleasure to be around.
“ I wish I were a Manuela”

“Manuela, lets get some pizza, pasta and some fondue for lunch”

“ I wish I had Manuela’s metabolism
by lol mother fucker December 17, 2019
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Manuel

A very smart and kind person.A Manuel can be very annoying and rude sometimes.They can be very very judgmental but overall they are really nice:)!
Person 1: is that Manuel

Person 2: yeah it is he’s so fucking rude sometimes

Person 1:really

Person 2:yeah but he’s really kind to other people
by thottyyyyy November 13, 2018
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Manuelita

Manuelita is a name for a woman and means God is with us, derived from Emmanuel
Manuelita is such a beautiful young lady and the meaning of her name is beautiful.
by Momlovesyou November 1, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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