manpon

When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.

"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"

by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016

Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

by The real manpon April 22, 2019

Manpon

A foam attachments for a barbell or a piece of exercise equipment that protects a persons back when lifting weights. This is used when someone can not handle the pressure from the weight.

When Chad and Brad load 145 lbs on the bar for a back squat, they must first locate the Manpon to install on the barbell to protective their fragile backs from the bar.

by Urbologist July 30, 2019