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Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.
"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.
by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017
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Magniflorious

An adjective to describe something better than magnificent
"Millie's boobs are fucking magniflorious"
by TheSourLemon December 10, 2016
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Psycho-magnification

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.
by That guy from Mordor February 23, 2014
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MannixThePirate

Recently Famed Youtube & BlogTv Celebrity. He has many views on things such as religion and mental illness. Mannix is not the average atheist. His views are put into a comedic personality. Mannix struggles from Bipolarity, well I wouldn't say struggles but has. He will go into a hilarious rage and hit people with the infamous banhammer.
Rizzo The Drug Dealer: I gave some guy named MannixThePirate my video camera.
MannixThePirate: Rizzo Don't Real
by BlasphemyIsOne September 13, 2009
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Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed
“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”
by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020
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Aiberdeen Mannie

Hi Instagram Aiberdeen Mannie here.
Spanks down the blue wicked with Sam Whiffffin and Nick Gurr.
Him and Cooper get all the Aiberdeen Lassies
Makes veedios and goes to leedls
Hi Instagram Aiberdeen Mannie here.
by Owen bennett eats ass September 3, 2019
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Manaia

A Manaia is the most beautiful girl in the world.often a little shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet.A Manaia would be a loyal and great girlfriend and especially best friend. She will stick with you and would usually have blonde or black hair with the most beautiful eyes.A Manaia is usually very nice and occasionally a little bit too nice.
1.Hey I just met a cute girl
2.Oh what’s her name?
1.Manaia
2.Oh keep her!
by Ella Flareva November 3, 2018
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