the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
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That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
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That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010
Get the monopulate mug.A woman who uses her considerable feminine charm and powers of persuasion to convince co-workers (typically men) to do her dirty work and thankless tasks in the corporate world.
Guy #1: Man, why did you spend all night writing up that marketing plan? That's a beating and anyway, it's Stacey's job.
Guy #2: I couldn't help it, dude. I was under the spell of The Manipulatrix!
Guy #2: I couldn't help it, dude. I was under the spell of The Manipulatrix!
by Bearable Lightness July 31, 2009
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where one partner uses something against the other person (eg. emotional blackmail, violence or humiliation) to get the other person to do what they want
where one partner uses something against the other person (eg. emotional blackmail, violence or humiliation) to get the other person to do what they want
by Lix Smit October 28, 2009
Get the Manipulationship mug.a relationship based on where the other person can get you in your life, your career, or social strata.
in a manipulationship, you either play the people in your life to achieve your own evil outcomes, or you are played by the manipulator to achieve their end and to the detriment of you.
in a manipulationship, you either play the people in your life to achieve your own evil outcomes, or you are played by the manipulator to achieve their end and to the detriment of you.
people who are star fuckers and only speak to people they think are in position of "power" in their professional sphere and ignore others.
"who is here? anyone worth talking to, i'm only into manipulationships".?"
"omg, josie is talking to that cleaner...is she insane..? "
"who is here? anyone worth talking to, i'm only into manipulationships".?"
"omg, josie is talking to that cleaner...is she insane..? "
by melzielee November 25, 2009
Get the manipulationship mug.The practice of claiming that one or more media outlets lean to the left or right of politics in an underhanded effort to sell advertising for large corporate conglomerates. Often accompanied by the overt insinuation that 'normal' people are stupid and can't recognize any bias in any way or make their own decisions about the 'news.'
I sure wish I could tell if NPR or Fox news was biased or practiced media manipulation, but being such a dumb average American, they probobly know best. I'll let them tell me what to think.
by liz January 17, 2004
Get the media manipulation mug.1: The process of changing something, such as a material. Often used in fine arts and design.
2: What people who are no better than shitty little school bullies are doing to others in order to have their way and gain control. Pretty much another form of brainwashing.
2: What people who are no better than shitty little school bullies are doing to others in order to have their way and gain control. Pretty much another form of brainwashing.
"Clara was manipulating the clay into the shape of a bowl"
"Max was manipulating the others into believing that his ex was a bitch, despite the fact that she had done nothing wrong, as a means of gaining power and control over his friends because he was insecure about himself"
"He was manipulating his 'girlfriend' into falling for him and feeling sympathy for him, when actually he didn't care about her or her feelings and was merely playing her for a fool; he wanted to get away with crashing at her place without paying the rent and leach her cash off of her because he couldn't be fucked to take responsibility for himself."
Ellie: "How has she not seen that he's manipulating her into giving him money and a place to stay! Jesus"
Fiona: "I know, he did the exact same thing to me, except he just fucked me over and decided it would be a good idea to cheat on me with her once I found out. It's a good thing I did find out really."
Ellie: "Yeah I heard he has a reputation for targeting girls who like him....."
"Max was manipulating the others into believing that his ex was a bitch, despite the fact that she had done nothing wrong, as a means of gaining power and control over his friends because he was insecure about himself"
"He was manipulating his 'girlfriend' into falling for him and feeling sympathy for him, when actually he didn't care about her or her feelings and was merely playing her for a fool; he wanted to get away with crashing at her place without paying the rent and leach her cash off of her because he couldn't be fucked to take responsibility for himself."
Ellie: "How has she not seen that he's manipulating her into giving him money and a place to stay! Jesus"
Fiona: "I know, he did the exact same thing to me, except he just fucked me over and decided it would be a good idea to cheat on me with her once I found out. It's a good thing I did find out really."
Ellie: "Yeah I heard he has a reputation for targeting girls who like him....."
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