the sexiest man alive

Owen Watts

Me: Oh god im so horny
*my brain be thinking of the sexiest man alive, owen watts*

by the gay guy with a spoon April 6, 2022

Hottest man alive

Drew Starkey.

Me: Drew Starkey is so hot!!
Bestie: I know right! He is definitely the hottest man alive

by Lifevestmustash January 28, 2022

retard man alive

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"

Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.

by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024

the coolest man alive

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....

Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?

by Bananafries™ June 3, 2025

Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

gayest looking man alive

john

"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"

by uhhhkendra October 20, 2022

Sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive ever

I wanna sit on Dominic’s face and just cum on his black cock

He’s the sexiest man alive

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022