hottest tik tok star to exist , she is scary and big and chunky 😏🥵, she always munches on maltesers(YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT) she is very spicy
by chicken feet sucker April 26, 2019
"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"
"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)
"i just russ maltesed in my pants"
"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)
"i just russ maltesed in my pants"
by jesus September 10, 2003
A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 15, 2008
A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)
"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"
by idonthavechlamidiya June 02, 2018
by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023
A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.
by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019