by violenceis_overrated January 6, 2023
Get the the mailmanmug. people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.
"your family will die in 5 seconds"
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
Get the mailmanmug. "He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."
by Erranty February 25, 2020
Get the Salty Mailmanmug. When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.
Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.
by Provider2.0 May 4, 2018
Get the Mailmanmug. by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016
Get the Mailmanmug. by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018
Get the Mailmannedmug. A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.
by Olivehead October 11, 2022
Get the Mailman Murphymug.