suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

potato mailbox

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017

mexican mailbox

A deviant sexual act where the woman is folded up and double-stuffed (usually by two filthy Mexicans).

Good thing we gave that chick GHB… She was so out of it we gave her a mexican mailbox.

by Mad Cheddar July 19, 2006

A letter in the mailbox

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

by emmelie March 16, 2006

mailboy

A completely, utterly, and perpetually misunderstood person. A person that thinks deeply and thoughtfully. The mailboy attracts attention good and bad and can enthral an audience, though perhaps would rather not at times. Their life leads them to be hounded and sought after to an unprecedented degree. A mailboy is someone who has enviable taste in music. As well as, a witty sense of humour, though because of the often cryptic nature of mailboy's speech, it is lost on their addled audience. Laughingly, mailboys are known to give large numbers of people headaches due to their audience's lack of understanding of what is being said. People often mistakenly assume mailboy is talking directly to them.

It is impossible to define a mailboy.

I think mailboy is talking to me, but I can never be sure.

Mailboy is giving me a headache again; ouch my brain hurts.

People love the music that you suggest and play mailboy.

by someoneoflittleimportance August 24, 2009

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and goon.

I could do with a bit of Sex on a Mailbox!

by Jessica-Ann March 3, 2008