Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)

"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

by The mad shatter November 14, 2017

Mail moment

Sending chat messages that doesn't make sense because letters are switched around

Trying to type "Let me send the song I was talking about earlier"
End up typing "Ket me send the sogn i was talkinaga aabotu"

That's a mail moment

by Mail moment July 17, 2023

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c April 15, 2006

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

mail merge

A software function that sends a form letter to multiple recipients with information specific to each recipient, like name and address, filled in.

Jenny was stunned that John wrote her a long, seemingly personal email, but it was really just mail merge.

by nickab August 24, 2009