Mooch

A lawyer who would borrow $0.75 to repay a $0.50 loan.

Hey, did that lawyer just wear slacks over his jeans to avoid paying the $2 for jeans day? What a mooch.

by Bob1111230 March 25, 2011

Mooch

A period of 10 days. Just as the plural of Deer is Deer, the plural of Mooch is also Mooch. The length of cabinet appointments in Trump' s new show, 'Survivor: White House Edition' will from here forward be measured in Mooch.

The lunar cycle lasts 2.8 Mooch.

It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.

by PettyTyrant July 31, 2017

mooch

The name of a Monkey like man residing in the state of New York.
Enjoys eating, drinking, lying, and partying excessively with very little money to do so most times. Lots of fun to hang out with but at times he is a bit much. He's Mooch, a.k.a. S-dot, a.k.a. Grasso, aka Monk.

"I can't believe the stories that Mooch tells, that kid is really troubled"

Mooch told me he was on probation and my response was "DEWZ"

by M-Dot March 5, 2004

Mooch

That Scumbag who wants $5000 off a new 325i and thinks his 92' Integra with 170,000 miles is worth $7000.

You wouldn't believe what that fucking mooch wanted. I told him to get the fuck out of here and go and buy a Kia. O.K. I felt like telling him to get...

by Roger Corbett April 29, 2004

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Mooch

1. A term of endearment
2. slang for kiss
3. slang for moments of intamacy

1. Hi Mooch!
2. hey! come here and give me a moochie mooch
3. I'd really like to have some Moochie Mooch Time later.

by Mattmann18 February 11, 2010

mooch

snog, kiss, get off with, etc

I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.

by womoma April 17, 2005