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mapsturbating

1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.

2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.
Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.
by Tigermonkey78 October 30, 2020
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metsturbating

A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets
It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.
by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
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masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009
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Ninja Masturbating

To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.
"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."
by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009
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masturbating

when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
by nipcharmedtuck June 11, 2006
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masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.
by matt1975 September 10, 2012
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a masturbating possum

When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.
by itsmeNiggy December 27, 2009
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