1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.
2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.
2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.
Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.
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by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
Get the metsturbating mug.something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
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by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009
Get the Ninja Masturbating mug.when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
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by matt1975 September 10, 2012
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