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(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason

(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"

2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*

"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
Mitch by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009
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