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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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Missile Mk.II

The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!

Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
"Awww Shaggy Man Dare You Roll A Missile Mk.II?" "Oh You Dam Right To The Balls..."
by Scott Millar February 20, 2005
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Missile Kick

v. to take a running start, launch yourself in the air and kick your opponent in the chest with both feet at a horizontal angle.
"Dude, I'm so pissed at him... I'm gonna missile kick that bitch."

"Holy shit, did you see that missile kick!? He had like five feet of air!"
by slangbang January 22, 2009
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Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach
I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me
by P90 Killer January 1, 2012
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missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis
"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"
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Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)
A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely
Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.
by xreyoflight July 10, 2017
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