Mike

Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!

"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !

Mike tells it as it is
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !

Mike by mary from the dairy February 4, 2010

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Mike

Clueless, yet trainable.

Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.

Mike by SquishyG September 24, 2013

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Mike

Friendzoned...

OMG...he just asked me out but I can’t because he’s a Mike

Mike by Benson muscle Pedersen blood April 16, 2019

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Mike

The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.

Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?

Mike by MANIAC!? December 1, 2013