Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 12, 2019

Micropenis

A penis so small you would need the Hubble space telescope in order to see the penis.

Hey, sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have a micropenis. 😭

by j3tblaqk July 8, 2025

micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

micropenis

Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020