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Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(
Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie
by madness.kys March 17, 2019
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Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?
by YO man john April 25, 2019
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Nick has a MicroPenis
by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020
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Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA
Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis
by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020
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Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.
by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020
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A tree getting raped by a dog
Look at that micropenis! ewww!
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024
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Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx
My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.
by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023
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