Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

micropenis

Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020

micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 12, 2019

Micropenis

A transgender man’s hormone-enlarged clit before gender reassignment surgery.

“Damn man I was on the hub yesterday and I saw a video of some bitch playing with his micropenis while he got railed .”
“What was the tag?? That’s really hot, I love boy cunt.”

by Puppyboy69 March 9, 2022