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Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.
Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.
by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021
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micropenis

A micropenis is a flaccid penis that is 2" or less and often under 1" in size. Many men think this is the worst thing that can happen to a man but this is not nearly the case. There are many men into having a micropenis and there are men that work on making their penises as small as possible: google micro penis maker to see the sleeve the use and an extremely small, less than 1" penis. There are women into it too including many that are turned on by small penis humiliation and sissy training.
That man has a handsome micropenis, I wonder if he is a sissy?
by Spandexfun January 26, 2022
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micropenis

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.
by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020
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Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see
Sir you have a case of micropenis
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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Micropenis

he has a zaid (a micropenis)
by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023
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micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry
when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis
by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021
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Micropenis

Levi magneson has a Micropenis
by Bryce’s I-watch March 30, 2024
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