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Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”
That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again
by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023
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Melisa

Hey, I’m melisa..
Oh, go away.
by Iuhshxhdhshsbsbs January 29, 2022
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Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."
by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020
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Melisa kekili

Melisa kekili is the most amazing girl ever. By the time I am writing this, this girl is 18 but she is so kind and you won’t wanna mess with her. She’s a very bright Turkish girl and knows what she wants. Her family is a very lucky family to have her. You don’t wanna make her made because she will take on action but you definitely don’t wanna lose her. She has a bright future ahead of her and she always makes everyone smile. If her day has gone bad she won’t hesitate to smile.
Melisa kekili :wanna have crack?
Me *wakes up*
Me: Oh it was all a dream! I would love some wingdings thought.

*Melisa jumps out of my bed*
ME: WHAT
MELISA: what happened last night? *yawns*
by VeronicaYEVENI December 11, 2019
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Melisa

Melisa is the best you can ever have. She makes friends quickly and is popular, she is known and she nearly knows everyone. Melisa is shy at first but when you get to know her properly she is funny and gorgeous. You can share your problems with her because she will unconditionally support you. Melisa always supports you. She is very attractive and kind. If you are her boyfriend, you should consider yourself as very lucky because she is a very honest, loving and sweet person.
Do you like Melisa? - Yes! Who doesn’t?
by tarathecool1 November 23, 2021
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Mellise

"A good friend called Mellise knows all your best stories, but a Mellise has lived them with you." “Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart.” “There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend called Mellise she is a wonderful person and is great to talk to no matter if you are right or in the wrong . When a Mellise is in a relationship she is loyal and has boundaries . Mellise usually dates boys with the name Eyziah and when she does it usually ends in a break up based on other people’s opinion I love my Mellise my Maylie my everything. She is the best advice giver and If you wrong she will tell you what to do to make it right . If you don’t have a Mellise you need to find one.
“ My Mellise is amazing ! .”
by Pr3tyyyyyy.luhhh.Bri November 30, 2019
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Mellissah

She's such a Mellissah!
by Mellissah April 8, 2021
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