bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

Bert McCracken

Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.

Bert McCracken.....thats all I have to say

by Billy L. July 26, 2005

bert mccracken

HOTT in a crack addict kinda way.

bert mccracken is hot.

by Angela February 10, 2005

Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

by Ashton November 17, 2003

McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

by rpoo June 20, 2010

Jacoby MccrayTM

A nigga who has a youtube channel @Jacoby MccrayTM and an Instagram @jacobymccray_

Random Girl: Is that Jacoby MccrayTM!
Jacoby MccrayTM: Uhhhhh.... NO!

by JJmob October 12, 2016

Brent Mccraw

A short fat kid with a squeaky voice that always talk about gta and how hes going to his cousin's to work as his tractor with his grandma. He also simps for lola bunny.

What a Brent Mccraw! He always talks about lola bunny!

by blind_squirrel June 1, 2022