mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.

by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017

Mattress Mick

When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.

"Mattress Mick I'm looking for a new mattress please help pAaAal "

by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018

mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.

Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.

by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018

Mattress Queen

A woman who is known to sleep around alot, that she is always on her back on the bed.

Doreen the mattress Queen likes to go steady with the footy team

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

Mattress Penis

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen

I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis

by Can of Peas February 8, 2010

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009