A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.
A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.
A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
Get the Thomas Markle mug.When you spend $2 Million suing someone only to be awarded $1.26 by the court and land up outing yourself to the world as a liar.
by MontyPythonCHAZ January 7, 2022
Get the Meghan Markle mug.A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.
by frogorgy November 11, 2011
Get the Markle mug.To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.
"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"
"We're about to get murkled!!"
"We're about to get murkled!!"
by [DFA] March 8, 2010
Get the Murkled mug."That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
by John Tetley January 4, 2022
Get the Markle Weather Report mug.A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
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1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
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Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
by friend #1 May 5, 2009
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In movies (at least) you hear bank robbers demand unmarked bills. They want the money to not be tracable. They would look over the money that was handed to them, to make sure that the serial numbers are not sequential. Unmarked bills are bills that do not fit the definition of marked bills
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