Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

Manpon

When There is leftover toilet paper in your butt. This is a Manpon!!

You have a Manpon

by 0netimeinbandcamp November 15, 2025

Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

by The real manpon April 22, 2019

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016