Madison Plains High School

A crappy, poor, school located in the middle of a corn field. It's also a trailer park school.

Dude im surrounded by corn

you must go to Madison Plains High School.

by some_one_x April 17, 2011

UW-Madison

Outstanding university. Usually gets rated as the number one party school in the nation. Full of very beautiful women and great sports teams. When the weather is nice, it is one of the best places on earth.

"you went to Madison?"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"

by George Meredith March 26, 2005

Cum Maid

Someone who loves to jerk off guys.

"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"

by Scotty Funk May 9, 2010

madison

The most beautiful girl i have had the pleasure to lay my eyes on. I would do anything to have her as my girlfriend because shes just so damn perfect. Shes funny, nice, beautiful, down to earth, has a smile that lights up the room, and her eyes are just gorgeous. I always make fun of her because shes so short but she knows im kidding amd i find her shortness adorable.

Hey, what's that girls name? She's short but beautiful!

That's madison. Back off dude, she's mine.

by K. Williams March 16, 2014

Iron Maiden

1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004

Madison County

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.

“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”

by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018

nurse maid

A woman servant who takes care of children after the weaning and till the end of adolescence.

"My nurse maid Marina took care of me and my brothers till we accomplish eighteen years old".

by Willhelmina Plowes January 10, 2010