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P.F.M.M.

An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."

Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.

This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."

Translation : "P.F.M.M."

- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."

-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
by black julian April 2, 2010
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M.M. (Goffyism)

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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M&M

Michaila&marshawn...the first letter of each name...Michaila and marshawn went out, then broke up...Michaila still likes marshawn, but doesn't know if he still likes her
Person 1) do u remember when m&m was a thing
Person 2) yes, m&m 4 life
by Mckaykay2239 February 23, 2017
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M&M's

Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike

Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house

Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going
by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013
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Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.
Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018
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i.m.m.b

a) normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo "

b) a new and improved acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,

"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I'm going to a friend's house later.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2014
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