lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.
Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"
by Aaron Chapman October 17, 2007
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a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post
The guy was just another lurker with no life.
by Light Joker August 03, 2005
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Lurkers lurk. This lurking may exist in the form of excessive monitoring and creating of PT threads, checking out other people's myspaces without the intention of leaving a comment or message, or hitting on/trying to get with someone. Most people are a lurker sometimes, but you aren't truly a lurker until PT or myspace is used everytime you see a computer, or you're creepy (possibly old) and hit on mad girls.
I was lurking on PT instead of writing my paper!

Oh my god he is such a lurker!

Wish I was lurker... Wish I was on myspace...
by mulberrysdream May 07, 2008
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A guy who hangs around your girlfriend as a "friend" who is really just waiting for the day when you and your significant other are on the rocks. That is when he swoops in to make a move, as the comforter, supporter, and basher of her current bf. Women are oblivious to them entirely.
Oh you need to talk to Matt? Jeeze that guy is such a lurker!
by Torne September 22, 2005
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Someone who is constantly on myspace looking at the same people that they don't know over and over again to see if they have new pictures, who their friends are etc. etc.

Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.
Koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on myspace, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.
by panders September 27, 2005
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Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.
Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).
by Jimmy July 31, 2003
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sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg
kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering
by Brad Slocum March 12, 2004
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