longoungolongousbilicongogus

The sexual act of penetrating your or your partner's ass with a long gong filled with cum

Yeah bro I totally longoungolongousbilicongogused her last night

Sick man

by Russian Helicopter June 9, 2020

noah longo

The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.

I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.

by user20475930475 February 10, 2023

ali rose longo

ali rose longo is an amazing person. She is bubbly and fun and is the type of person you want to be around. If you raise her to a certain point, she will flip out on you. They usually love gymnastics and the world to them is gymnastics.

Look at that girl! She must be an ali rose longo.

by alyssa.is.awesome.cool_ February 13, 2017

longo

Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.

Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.

by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

eva longoria

An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.

Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007

East Side Longo

dumb-ass wetbacks who dont know wut da fuck they talkin bout livin in long beach and bangin east side mutha fucka it's west side, oh by da way burrito burrito burrito

east side longo are dumbass little dicks with little dicks

by SiR Gro February 24, 2005

longon

Someone who is stupid and retarded in ways that con not be imagined by mankind.

did you see that longon walk by?

by Albert Leskoviku June 16, 2005