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Lotto

Something that is Awesome, a showing of great Luck or Skill, the opposite of Bankrupt.
Those girls should join the cheer squad, they have tremendous spirit, and that back-flip was lotto!
by kainos990x November 22, 2011
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Lotionate

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.
by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006
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Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.


UR COCK
Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION
by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004
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penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.
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Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
by whippersnapper March 5, 2012
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lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."
This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?
by mittybunny November 17, 2014
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Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
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