looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

by Jake January 7, 2005

King Looch

An adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. Looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, Gabriel iglesias is a King Looch, because f his size. A lesser king Looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. For example, Osama Bin Laden is a lesser king Looch

Hey are you a King Looch?
Nah man im a Lesser King Looch
Cool wanna go to the gay club
Sure why not

by Simon Anderson January 20, 2011

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Loochie

when you sit on the toilet too long

“damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

looching

1. Various verbs that result in something positive and is used as a substitue when the speaker cannot describe something.

2. The art of the Looch

3. Sexual contact of any kind.

1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.

2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.

by THE ENTOURAGE November 2, 2007

loinch

-sound that the penis makes while loosing erection during sex
*Honey is your penis loinching again?It's only been 25 seconds!
-a fuzzy fruit eaten with camel spit
*Have you ever tried a loinchy?

to be pronounced /loy-nch/

by Julia March 31, 2005

loochie

origin -- portmanteau of "lychee" and "coochie": lychee - tropical fruit native to southern China, coochie - vagina

definition -- female genitalia of a desirable smell and/or taste (typically of lychee)

Yo, girl, let me holla at dat loochie!

by bubbamama June 19, 2008