Lolitard

1. A retard lolicon.
2. The person with a mental deficiency, and will looks dumbass with lolis and a slave for them, most used in roleplay.

This lolitard would be down bad for anything i ask them to do.

by LadyNahida April 12, 2023

LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

by Fnovd October 23, 2006

Loitering

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

by People Litterer May 24, 2016

loliver

The pairing of Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken from the hit Disney show Hannah Montana. Fans all over the world are rooting for this couple and several fan fiction's have been written in its dedication.

Lilly and Oliver have been friends for a long time and have a love/hate relationship. Secretly, they love each other.

Everyone thinks that loliver is the cutest, most likable and just all around best pairing.

by Ms. Queenie January 6, 2008

lolito

A seductive male adolescent who engages in inappropriate relations with older women. Compare to the female word lolita.

The teacher, in trouble for relations with a student lolito, was jailed today.

by Aimi April 3, 2006

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010