Lindsay Lohan

A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties

Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.

by skankymcskankerskank February 28, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012

lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

lohan drip

A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!

I've got the lohan drip

by Marinda September 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan

Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"

I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.

If her boobs are real, so is Britney singing live.

by HardcorePrincess May 19, 2005

Lohan Solo

An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.

Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?

by Noir January 1, 2008