The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology mug.Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.
"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
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Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
Get the fatty logic mug.1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
by EJ5871 June 29, 2006
Get the kodak logic mug.Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.
by Matt June 9, 2005
Get the Republican Logic mug.The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010
Get the whore logic mug.refers to the thought process of the stripper that allows him/her to regard the audience as the actual losers for having to resort to watch him/her strip
1) Stripper Logic: coined in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2015) directed by Robert Rodriguez. Jessica Alba plays the stripper: "I know exactly where I am, I know exactly what I am. I don't use the stripper logic anymore that they are the losers and I am not."
by Taka Roger September 6, 2015
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