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Frank Lampard

A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.
by lamps4eva July 6, 2006
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lampa

In Hokkien language (which is a Chinese dialect), lampa refer to the testicles.
Nice big lampa you have.
by Ah Gua January 16, 2006
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Lampshade

Adjective

A word used for situations in media- mostly in comics and television- where the concerns, criticisms and arguments of the audience are answered in the text itself to assuage any disbelief and therefore frustration a reader or viewer might possess. By underscoring points of possible contention, usually humorously, the suspension of disbelief is retained.

Often used to account for implausible developments, ridiculous motivations, bizarre twists and illogical situations, a lampshade can also cover obviously cribbed plot elements by having the author acknowledge through a character that "This is just like..."

A lampshade can be used to explain threads that may have lain dormant, and often prods at the fourth wall by having characters address the audience, or realities outside their own existence.

Also known as Spotlighting, sometimes as 'Cousin Larry Trick'. See TVTropes for more information.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
-- Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, to lampshade the fact that production could not afford horses for a medieval movie.

"...If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts; Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, you should really just relax..."
--From the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, effectively ironing over the pesky scientific impossibilities.
by MomoiroNoMegane October 8, 2009
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Amber Lamps

Epic Beard Man done bust up my face. Bring the Amber Lamps.
by AthePG February 17, 2010
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cold lamping

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.
by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003
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Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,
"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
by BigApplez June 16, 2015
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Lampin

verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive
"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -
by Mark December 12, 2004
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