loaf

A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.

Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.

by LoafCrew July 20, 2015

loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

by bill November 20, 2002

loaf

A tern used to describe a thousand dollars

Ex; "yo I made a loaf today."

"Damn a whole a g. Word!"

by angeredadonis March 31, 2010

Loaf

multi-functional word

ahh im gone bang him yano" "nah lowe him mans a loaf

by amjslranjpcbdl January 26, 2011

Loaf

A loaf is your crush or your bf/gf

My loaf is so cute!

Ruben is my loaf <3

by IG - @cxitlyn24 January 30, 2019

Loaf

Noun;loafer
Verb;loafing

Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.

Loafer, to be the one loafing.

Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.

"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.

"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.

"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"

by Super Slick Guy February 5, 2010

loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004