Loading up a superflat

When you bust a fat nut in a flat chick

Guy 1: hey you wanna get something to eat later?
Guy 2: sorry I can’t I’m loading up a superflat

by DixieNormousLXIX May 23, 2019

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

Loading Dock

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.

Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.

by Eman1187 May 5, 2009

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

loading-a-boat

Also known as 'Heimbindering'. Means to make something up from whole cloth.

He gave me all the answers but they were wrong. Turns out he was loading-a-boat.

by jgspro February 26, 2014

Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020