by pfunknewts July 16, 2009
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The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011
Get the Lithuanian Sandpaper mug.This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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by pauleydabuttplugger April 3, 2009
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I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011
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