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Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.
I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.
by pfunknewts July 16, 2009
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Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.
The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Lithuanian Sandpaper

To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.
She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.
by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011
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Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Lithuanian Hillbilly

The act of homosexual incestual intercourse in which two Eastern European brothers tag team their sister in their parent's bedroom.
I think I saw my cousins giving my other cousin a Lithuanian Hillbilly last night.
by pauleydabuttplugger April 3, 2009
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Lithuanian Steam Blanket

An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.
I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011
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Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
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