Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018

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limp cannon

Ejaculation without having an erect penis

I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon

by poonmaster 5000 August 12, 2008

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Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

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limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

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limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

by beast May 21, 2003

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limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

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limp paw

When a woman does not grip a penis tightly enough when she gives a handjob.

Sally used only the tips of her fingers to rub Donald's dick, and it didn't make Donald feel good. Donald said, "Sally, this feels like you have a limp paw."

by Holler at a Scholar January 5, 2007

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