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Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

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two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.
by MustangDriver October 25, 2010
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my left hand

Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
by Aiden Mars April 12, 2008
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The Left Hand of Darkness

A book by Ursula K. Le Guin that details the experiences of an ambassador to the frozen world Gethen in an attempt to persuade the planet into joining a United Nations like organization called "The Ekumen of Known Worlds." The book itself is mostly a hypothetical sociological study of a world without gender (as the humans of this world are genderless until they reach a period each month similar to menstruation, where they enter a state called "kemmer" and their bodies switch to either male or female, allowing them to either impregnate someone or to become pregnant) and how Gethen's societies differentiate from other human societies because of this physiological difference.
Guy 1: "You know Le Guin won the Hugo Award for "The Left Hand of Darkness", didn't you?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I thought her short story, 'The Ones Who Walked Away from Omelas' was a better example of her writing style."
by Roger Whitisissle December 25, 2008
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Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021
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the devil's left hand

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.
by Nick D April 3, 2004
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rock the left hand

when grinding with a girl, one rocks the left hand to the beat of the music to show how much of a pimp he is.
Hey, I saw you grinding with the hot chick last night. And I saw you rock the left hand on that bitch!
by cre1313 December 26, 2007
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