lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.

I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).

by Yoova September 17, 2006

Lead Belly

A Lead Belly is a term used for an individual with a very strong stomach.

Or in other words its a term for someone who can eat anything and not get sick or die.

Marino: Yo Pasqua! You know that Michael guy? we gave him a sandwich that was filled with rotten sardines, sawdust and dirt off the floor, and he finished it and asked for another!

Pasqua: Damn that man has a lead belly!

by UrBoiRalph December 21, 2021

lead salad

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

by Robert "Bob" Paulson October 17, 2008

lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.

Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?

by amoebabadass December 9, 2008

Lead belly

Someone who is able to consume large amounts of stuff that is bad for your health without dying

That person drank 4 glasses of methanol and he just showed up the very next day with no clue what we did to his drink, he obviously has a lead belly we should take more drastic measures.

by Hotpies January 21, 2018

lead bass

the awesome act of playing kickass solos on a bass, just like Billy Sheehan and Cliff burton did. It is an art that's slowly going extinct, because narrow minded, guitar-turned noobs keep sayin "a bass is a rhythm instrument"

Anesthesia(Pulling Teeth) lead bass

by LeadbassFTW January 28, 2012