Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation and the language shifts to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025

Latvian

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.

Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies)
Lithuanian: Bro wtf is that a real language?

by Foreigner3 November 29, 2021

latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024