Latino Beat

The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.

John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?

Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.

by Lbeats July 28, 2011

Latinx

A bullshit gender neutral version of latino or Latina made by white “woke people” that’s “inclusive” of non-bionairy Latin Americans, when in reality, the gender neutral version of Spanish words is putting an “e” at the end of the gendered words.

Dan: hey, Venezuelans are Latinos, right?

Marcus: The word Latino isn’t inclusive to the Latin American population who doesn’t identify as male! Say Latinx instead!

Fred: Dude, latinx was made by overprivileged white people, and the English definition of latino is inclusive. Stop trying to be Mr. woke

by The De-veloper June 26, 2021

Latina

Some of the most beautiful and sexy women on earth. Latinas are of Latin descent. They vary from petite, curvy, tall, short, dark, light, tan, dark hair, brown hair, and blonde. They are extremely sexy and funny and some of the best dancers. Get yourself a Latina for sure.

Get yo self a Latina!!

"Wow that Latina can dance !!"

by CaliCisneros March 29, 2015

latino

Any one who is, or whos ancestors are from a country with a latin based language. For example- Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, French, Galician, Italian, Occitan, Aromanian, Aragonese and Catalan.

Alejandro- So, where are you from?
Alexandru- Romania.
Alejandro- Cool! Latino pride!
Alexandru- Yipeee!

by Marquitos December 1, 2006

Latina Bitch

When you already a bitch, but you Latina too

Damn Daniella, calm your bitch ass down. Excuse I’m Latina too. Ooh you’re a Latina Bitch

by im_asian223 June 3, 2018

Latino Grouping

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.

Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018

fuckin-latin

(FUH-kin-LAT-n)

-noun

Conversational language in which almost every other word is "fuckin". Theorized to be primarily used by those that have less than 4 brain cells knocking around in their huge melon noggin. Some speakers learn a new language out of necessity as proper English remains out of their grasp.

An example of fuckin-latin in use: "Fuckiiin, I fuckin went to the fuckin store and fuckin they didn't fuckin have my fuckin mini-condoms."

by Road Scholar January 9, 2010