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zedis lapedis

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.
Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!
by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007
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Car Laps

Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.
Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?

Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.

Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if you’re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.

Person B: sweet bro I’ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!
by Senior BroBrah June 12, 2018
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Oakleigh Laps

In Melbourne, Australia. Within the primarily Greek suburb of Oakleigh. Almost every night of the week (but mainly on the weekends) you can see 4-5 wogs piled into a VL turbo, a financed AMG or any car that with an illegally modified exhaust. These malaka’s pin it up and down the streets on both ends of the Eaton Mall. They will usually stop and rev their cars outside Vanilla to gain the attention of the absolute glamour chicks of Oakleigh. Then they will proceed to floor it past Vanilla, letting off gunshots from the exhaust to assert dominance.

The stereo is usually at full volume pumping hardstyle, latest hits from the Greek or Arab dance charts or Lil Baby.

The passengers usually yell out to the girls from the car or stare down anyone who makes eye contact.

These boys are usually dressed from head to toe in Armani, Moncler, Dior, Gucci or any expensive designer clothing. They wear satchels along with their Versace or Carrera sunglasses. And they most likely have a “wog fade”.
“Ela re, let’s go do some Oakleigh Laps after a feed at Mythos.”

“Re did you hear me fcken pin it outside Vanilla, it was fuarken hectic malaka.”

“Do you reckon the btches rate the whip?”
by KingMalaka03 June 3, 2022
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Bob Larsen

Bob larsen is the best person in the universe. He is greater than Bob larsun and has no mercy.
Bob larsen decended from the universe and smited bob larsun with his smack
by Vladimoska94 March 6, 2013
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Ethan larsen

some blond kid with one wing in his hair likes men smokes weed and follows men around.
that ethan Larsen I tell ya likes men
by slimjimmy69broskidope May 12, 2017
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chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"
"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"
by Jase April 1, 2004
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Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
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