Lapola

A god amongst mere men.

for a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn! Or even a Lapola!

by alopalnoryb February 5, 2010

laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

lapoozle

when you poop, wipe, and comes out all clean

man, i just had a bangin lapoozle.

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021

Lapoochie

A word filler for any sentence or call anyone for an insult

Get the hell out of here you damn lapoochie

by mr scary armpit January 4, 2022

Lapool

A lapool is a place where you can do laps in a pool because its extra exercise since your swimming a doing laps. Thats one of the hundreds of words that i think so most definitely exist.

Jimmy: WOAH did you see Bobs lapool?
Joe: Whats a lapool?
Jimmy: Are you an IDIOT?

by RICE IS YUMMY December 29, 2022

Lapox

Lapox is an Armenian word used to describe an individual who has an unusual tendency to be hungry for xer. This word specifically means that the individual it is referring to likes to lick an inhuman amount of xer/klir. It is a common pseudonym for Turkish and Azergyotjani individuals. Lapox (used to refer to a person) Lapi (Used to tell someone to "suck") is a diverse word used to describe many situations and can be an extremely useful word.

Lav Txa: Erdogan is such a lapox
You: That guy sucks on xer every day. Think he must have confused haykakan klir for a cigar.

Vat Txa: Ara why were you cussing me out on IG nigga my mom looks at that shit
You: De ari lapi bozi txa 😂

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

by The One Italiano January 5, 2009