Lapdigger

Someone who wants the D

Guy 1: Sarah was hitting on me.
Guy 2: She hit me too!
Guy 3: What a fucking lapdigger.

by PozPoz August 29, 2016

lapdoodling

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.

George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.

by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011

Lapdance day

Is the day were eny girl yiu speek with has to give you n 10sec lapdanse with her ass

Hey caylen im speeking with you and its nasianal lapdance day

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

Lapdance day

Eny girls you talk with has to give you a 10sec lapdanse

Hi caylen you know it june 1 and that lapdance day give me n lapdance

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023