The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
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dude 2 : that's Laniah,and I call dibs on her !
dude 1: whatever I'm gonna do whatever it takes to have her.
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Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
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