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tate langdon

the best and hottest character in american horror story, not just because he’s sexy but because he’s also well written. a literal sociopath who lit someone on fire #girlboss but who also did like rly bad things 😁😁
by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021
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Landan Slinker

Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes
Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker
by Itscamtheman November 4, 2019
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Langdong

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.
Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.
by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020
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langda

Akash bkl langda hai
by Suryansh_retroo August 30, 2022
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Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.
by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018
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tate langdon

A hottie that committed a mass sh0oting back in '94. This event was inspired by the Columbine Sh0oters.
"Damn bro, Tate Langdon is so fucking hot but so messed up what the fuck"
by ilovehadiyamywifey<3 October 6, 2022
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Landan Stevens

Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.

Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.

J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.

a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.

Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens

2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves

3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"

"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"

4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross

5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 7, 2012
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