Fetus Lagoon

A body of water consisting primarily of the unwanted fetal remains, usually gathered/stolen from abortion clinic's and/or adoption agency's waste.

The murky waters of the Fetus Lagoon provides an abundance of food for the native fauna.

by andyholloway December 18, 2009

Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

Coon Lagoon

A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.

Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.

by Technicolour-Rascal March 23, 2009

shit lagoon

A sewage pond.

That shit lagoon by Andy's sthinks like Hell!

by Panda March 20, 2004

Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

by Alyssago March 12, 2017

douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014